We've all been on holidays. Twice.

Holiday #1: Les Pruniers at Mum and Dad's in France
Holiday #2: Prague to see Auntie Nic and Unky Tim in the Dragon Boat World Championships

We will not take small children into churches again as they yell 'Chuggington' at the top of their voices.
Oliver can pee in a bottle in the Prague metro.
Pip's most effective flirting method is showing his tummy.
Oliver can show off with his lame break dancing.
France has more pastry shops per head than is strictly necessary.
Almost everyone in Czech Republic smokes.
Oliver can swim for a few strokes underwater by himself!
Pip is now happy to wear armbands.
You can sink a boat in dragon boat racing.
Oliver has a shoe fetish.
Oliver reignited his holiday romance with Olivia.
Dada is better at golf than Mama.
Mama is not happy about that.
Blunt fringes are 'in' in Prague.
A shooting star is a beautiful thing.
Pip can stay up until 11pm no problems.
Oliver can fall asleep on the floor during a prize giving where Big G, Jonathan and Linda all won prizes.
Beer in Prague is plentiful, cheap and good.
Living in a one room apartment doesn't work as everyone has to get up with Pip.
Trams are very exciting when you're under 4.
Representing your country at sport is a truly awesome thing.