Classic Oliver Quotes

Oliver (sitting in the bath contemplatively): Dada, was Mama in your tummy when she was a baby?
Dada: No, Mama was in Nonna's tummy when she was a baby.
Oliver: Why?
Dada: Because Nonna is Mama's mama. And babies are only ever in women's tummies, not men's. So dad can't have had a baby in his tummy.
Oliver looks to the side for a moment, apparently deep in thought, then looks up at Dada and says "Cupboards don't go in baths".