Classic Pip quotes

Pip:  Mama can I have a chocolate

Mama: No, it's 8am love.  

Pip: But I want a chocolate.

Mama: It's still 8am.   You can have a chocolate when you go the cinema later.  If you eat one now then it's no chocolates at the cinema.

Tantrum ensues.  

Not so long later....

Oliver: Mama, pip's just eaten a chocolate

Mama: Did you eat a chocolate Pip?

Pip: No.

Mama: Really?  What's that round your mouth then?

Pip: chocolate.

Mama: Okay I did say.  No chocolate today then.

Bigger tantrum ensues.   During tantrum Pip runs gauntlet of barbs aimed at trying to change Mama's mind.  It doesn't work.  Here is a small example of what came out.

Pip: You're hurting my feelings.

Pip: I'm going to get Dada to ring the policeman to tell him how mean you're being to me.

Pip: The chocolate was mouldy.  That's why I ate it.

Pip: Oliver actually ate the chocolate.

Needless to say, he didn't get any chocolate today.