Classic Pip quotes

Pip: I don't like going to sleep Mama.
Mama: why that?
Pip: because I think I might die.
Mama: right. Why do you think that Pip?
Pip: I'm not sure Mama.  (pause) Mama, have scientists thought of a way to stop you dying?
Mama: No.  They may do one day, but you'd get into a bit of pickle as the earth isn't big enough to fit us all in if we live forever.
Pip: Okay.  How about if the grown ups and children live forever and the scientists make the babies die?
Mama: um, probably not. Why do you want the babies to die Pip?
Pip: Because I don't like babies.  They're boring.

Interesting conversations walking home in the pitch black tonight.