Classic Oliver Quotes

Oliver: I think the world is moving.
(looking at the clouds)
Mama: Why do you think that Ol? Because the clouds are moving?
(long pause, staring intently at the clouds with a puzzled look on his face)
Oliver: Ah! The world isn't moving, the clouds are.

Mama thinks this is a hilariously deep and meaningful conversation to be had at 8am on a Wednesday.

Pip's rules of Hide and Seek

1. Do not close your eyes when counting. Under any circumstances.

2. Count to 11.

3. Change mind about who is hiding and who is seeking.

4. Start again at 1.

5. Tell everyone where you are going to hide.

6. Hide in the same place repeatedly.

7. Laugh manically as people are 'seeking'.

8. Shriek loudly when found.

9. Repeat until bored.

Classic Pip Quotes

"Videos? What's a videos?"

Ah, the joys of reading a book written in 1999 to a boy born in 2007. Technology does move on then.