Saturday, 4 April 2009

Classic Oliver quotes

Oliver: Dada you be the shopkeeper.
Pause as he walks over to the shop. Stops.
Oliver: Actually, I can't be the shopkeeper, I'm nudey. You be the shopkeeper.
Oliver on appropriate attire for shopkeeping.

Pip's mohican is back



Wednesday, 1 April 2009

Classic Oliver quotes

Mama: Oliver, we're going to pick up Dada as his bus has broken down.
Oliver: Can we fix it with golden paint?
On picking up Dada when he was stranded on the hog's back today.


Oliver: Do you want pants Wall-e?
Wall-e: No
Oliver: Yes, you haven't got a willy have you? I'm really sorry about that.
Wall-e: Okay
A very serious conversation between Oliver and his Wall-e toy today.

Tuesday, 31 March 2009

Shopping

Since we've moved to a nation of shopkeepers I thought it appropriate to build a pretend shop with Oliver and Pip.

The 'Frog Supermarket' (Oliver's choice) is resplendent with real, empty food containers to purchase and a very snazzy till complete with Tannoy system, scanner, money and credit card machine. We've also got baskets and a price board. There's no messing about with half arsed efforts in the Sweetwater household. ;-)

Oliver keeps asking if I want to be the shopkeeper and is getting very adept at paying by credit card, although is struggling with the idea of change. He wants to give you money whether you pay by cc or cash. Mama thinks his is great business model and Oliver could have a very successful, if insolvent, business on his hands. He knows to scan the item and then press the plus key and total it all up the end. What you have to pay always bears no resemblance whatsoever to the actual total, but he deserves a little grace right? Maybe there's a career in Waitrose for him after all? Mmmm, staff discount thinks Mama.


Pip on the other hand wants to eat the money and open and shut the very springy till draw that is so wonderfully designed that whenever you open it all the money flies out.

Moving on, we'll build the kitchen next; to replace cardboard box kitchen that is sagging under the weight of the pots and pans. Just waiting for Dada to buy himself a jigsaw to cut out the washing up bowl circle. Quite how it's gone more than a day without him buying it, when he has full licence to spend money in a hardware store, I'm not sure....


Monday, 30 March 2009

Missed memo

Nobody aged under 3 in our household seemed to have got the memo about daylight saving.

Pip was up at 5.30am (4.30am his time) and Oliver was up at 6.30am (5.30am his time).

We are quite tired and it's only 8.05am.

Sunday, 29 March 2009

Veggie patch: Day one

Team Veggie started the long slog to self-sufficiency today.

Fellow veggie devotees Vicky, Joel and Hal dragged themselves over to the garden in true heroic fashion, after getting in on a long, late night flight back from their Egyptian holiday. Progress was immediate as the decision on where to put the patch was clear cut and digging began. Everyone got involved including the kids although the sand pit and hard-to-drive tractor were clear draw cards up the other end of the garden.

Jeff had already mentioned just how stony and full of glass the bottom end of our garden was but we found out first hand when some serious sieving was required to get a soil that was more soil than debris. I have no idea what had happened down there in the past, but it's like a greenhouse has been decimated by the tried and tested method of stoning. But we ended up with a nicely dug plot.

The kids had lots of fun finding the biggest worms and Pippy ate some dirt. I guess to compare the taste to sand? The boys are going to have a sunflower growing competition so the seeds were planted, alongside peas - regular and sugar-snap.

Next time, we'll tackle the second plot (so many veggies to grow!) and plant some more seeds.